Gallery of, you guessed it, stuff that kids ruined. Amusingly pitched as “THE STRONGEST VISUAL BIRTH CONTROL ON THE MARKET TODAY”

Full gallery can be found on ShitMyKidsRuined.com (Some NSFW and some just plain nasty)

Raising a baby is a tough gig. “Experts” declare at every turn that the wrong decisions on nutrition, napping or enrichment will render your child emotionally barren, homeless, sexually deviant and, worst of all, short. It’s no wonder child rearing products are such a huge industry.

The Zaky Infant Pillow will simulate your touch to soothe your child into rest, provided the baby is accustomed to being palmed by disembodied sausage-fingers.

This product, previously named My First Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation Trainer , appears to be primarily designed to protect the baby’s head in the event of shark attack.

Pro: The whoopee cushion will inevitably self-inflate given enough time and a diet rich in legumes

Con: The instant someone opts to sit on it the joke will take a horrible, strangely poetic turn

Find a full gallery of 20 such gems over at our friends cracked.com

Back in the good ol’ days of shameless tobacco advertising, it was amazing what was deemed an appropriate endorsement…

No idea if this is genuine or not but quite amusing, regardless.

[via BoingBoing]

Say hello to my little friends…

Great gallery of creepy children’s book covers. Some quite amusing, others just plain sinister.

Full gallery here, courtesy of The Huffington Post

A homebrewed and bacon-infused bourbon smoked porter. Mmmmm, Bacon… Woohoo! Beer Beer Beer…

[via Grocery Eats]

Peter Gronquist has designed weapons labeled with different famous designer brands like Chanel, Gucci, Versace, Dolce & Gabanna, etc. The artist himself thinks that today people will put a designer label on nearly anything to look and feel awesome, so he wanted to make fun of it in a way .

Gronquist says that he “Really just wanted to make something completely ridiculous”. The design-labeled weapons are everything from guns to bombs, even chainsaws. They have become so popular that movie character “Bruno” showed up at his own premiere in Los Angeles with a shining Chanel RGP.

Visit the full gallery on This Blog Rules