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Bacon Beer A homebrewed and bacon-infused bourbon smoked porter. Mmmmm, Bacon... Woohoo! Beer Beer Beer... [via Grocery Eats]

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Traumatising baby products Raising a baby is a tough gig. "Experts" declare at every turn that the wrong decisions on nutrition, napping or enrichment will render your child emotionally barren, homeless, sexually deviant and, worst...

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Creepy Children's Books Great gallery of creepy children's book covers. Some quite amusing, others just plain sinister. [gallery columns="2"] Full gallery here, courtesy of The Huffington Post

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Bowser Beer – Beer for dogs "Put some PARTY in your animal" Bowser Beer – a non-alcoholic beer for dogs!

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15 Toys NOT To Buy Your Kids This Christmas Kudos to The Huffington Post for flying the "Inappropriate Kids Toys" flag loud and proud last week. Includes some brand new material, seamlessly blended with some old favourites. [gallery columns="2"]

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Toy Razor

Posted by luke | Posted in Inappropriate Kids Toys | Posted on 17-08-2010

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Encourage your 3+ year old to toy with razors with the ‘Rub a Dub – Shaving in the Tub’ kit. Spotted in a toy store in Windsor.

In-Car Fast Food Tray

Posted by luke | Posted in Gadgets | Posted on 11-08-2010

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Speechless…

“Finally, a way to keep your food, cell phone, pen & paper, etc. at your fingertips while you drive. No more lunches in your lap!
Tray’s textured surface keeps items from sliding all over the place and a long jointed arm may be raised or lowered to suit your preferences. Swivel it over to the passenger side when you don’t need it.”

[via Things Your Never Knew Existed]

Come a little closer

Posted by luke | Posted in Advertising | Posted on 14-06-2010

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Check out this controversial underground billboard for a German funeral services company.

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LEGO Printer

Posted by luke | Posted in Toys | Posted on 02-06-2010

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Sh*t My Kids Ruined

Posted by luke | Posted in Inappropriate Stuff For Kids, Photography | Posted on 13-05-2010

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Gallery of, you guessed it, stuff that kids ruined. Amusingly pitched as “THE STRONGEST VISUAL BIRTH CONTROL ON THE MARKET TODAY”

Full gallery can be found on ShitMyKidsRuined.com (Some NSFW and some just plain nasty)

Traumatising baby products

Posted by luke | Posted in Inappropriate Kids Toys, Inappropriate Stuff For Kids, Toys | Posted on 05-05-2010

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Raising a baby is a tough gig. “Experts” declare at every turn that the wrong decisions on nutrition, napping or enrichment will render your child emotionally barren, homeless, sexually deviant and, worst of all, short. It’s no wonder child rearing products are such a huge industry.

The Zaky Infant Pillow will simulate your touch to soothe your child into rest, provided the baby is accustomed to being palmed by disembodied sausage-fingers.

This product, previously named My First Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation Trainer , appears to be primarily designed to protect the baby’s head in the event of shark attack.

Pro: The whoopee cushion will inevitably self-inflate given enough time and a diet rich in legumes

Con: The instant someone opts to sit on it the joke will take a horrible, strangely poetic turn

Find a full gallery of 20 such gems over at our friends cracked.com

Flintstones hawking cigarettes

Posted by luke | Posted in Advertising, Inappropriate Stuff For Kids | Posted on 29-04-2010

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Back in the good ol’ days of shameless tobacco advertising, it was amazing what was deemed an appropriate endorsement…

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Teacher gives McDonalds applications to failing maths students

Posted by luke | Posted in Inappropriate Stuff For Kids, Uncategorized | Posted on 09-04-2010

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No idea if this is genuine or not but quite amusing, regardless.

[via BoingBoing]

Scarface School Play

Posted by luke | Posted in Inappropriate Stuff For Kids | Posted on 30-03-2010

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Say hello to my little friends…

Creepy Children’s Books

Posted by luke | Posted in Inappropriate Stuff For Kids | Posted on 29-03-2010

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Great gallery of creepy children’s book covers. Some quite amusing, others just plain sinister.

Full gallery here, courtesy of The Huffington Post